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Pink Cashmere
03:17
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Pink Cashmere
By Chuck Martin
I call Miss Judy on the telephone
I tell her about Trudy and how she left me alone
Then I call the doctor, and say, "Sawbones, Please!"
"Prescribe me a pill cause I'm sinking down on my knees"
Wallowing in sadness, and I'm to the bone
Howling in madness, on the floor by the phone
In my head it's ringing
I can hear it clear
And I see her walking by in that sweater made of pink cashmere
Try to warn me
Cut the bullshit man!
'Cause I'm bound to be her poodle dog if I can
Try to stop me
Got as much chance, man
To stop the water flowing through that tall Grand Coulee Dam
So I called Miss Judy on the telephone
She's says little Trudy won't be coming back home
And If I Could only stand up
And strike me a match
Burn this house down around me
Just my way of taking out the trash
And when the fire is roaring, I'm gonna have no fear
'Cause I'll see her walking by in that sweater made of pink cashmere
Yeah, she'll be dancing in the flames in that sweater made of pink cashmere
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I’m in Love with the Girl Run Off With My Wife)
By Chuck Martin
I’m in love with the girl, run off with my wife
It’s the saddest dang story, I ever heard in my life
How do you think I felt, when I was told?
That I’d be the one standin’ out in the cold
I’m in love with the girl, run off with my wife
Well, it was me that suggested that the three of us go to town
‘Cause I sure liked havin’ that pretty little thing around
She and my wife started makin’ eyes
How was I to know that she don’t dig guys
I’m in love with the girl, run off with my wife
I’m in love with the girl, run off with my wife
It’s the saddest dang story, I ever heard in my life
How do you think I felt, when I was told?
That I’d be the one standin’ out in the cold
I’m in love with the girl, run off with my wife
Well, the next thing I know, there’re gettin’ together every night
And I got a funny feelin’ they was gettin’ too tight
Then my wife goes out on a four-night bender
And comes back home, and tells me I’m the wrong gender
I’m in love with the girl, run off with my wife
I’m in love with the girl, run off with my wife
It’s the saddest dang story, I ever heard in my life
How do you think I felt, when I was told?
That I’d be the one standin’ out in the cold
I’m in love with the girl, run off with my wife
Well, they moved in together, sharin’ the same damn bed!
And when I think about it, it drives me out-a my head
And to crank my misery up just one notch
They already told me that I couldn’t watch
I’m in love with the girl, run off with my wife
I’m in love with the girl, run off with my wife
It’s the saddest dang story, I ever heard in my life
How do you think I felt, when I was told?
That I’d be the one standin’ out in the cold
I’m in love with the girl, run off with my wife
I’m in love with the girl, run off with my wife
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Peace Bud
04:03
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Peace Bud by Chuck Martin
Bring me your peace bud, baby
Baby, plant it in the ground
Bring me your peace bud, baby
Baby plant it in the ground
Then tend your garden, baby
Peace start gowin’ all around
Plant the peace bud in Palatka
Plant the peace bud in Peru
Plant it in the Beqaa Valley
You got your fertile crescent too
Plant peace in all the nations
Baby that’s what you should do
Bring me your peace bud, baby
Baby, plant it in the ground
Bring me your peace bud, baby
Baby plant it in the ground
Then tend your garden, baby
Peace start gowin’ all around
You find your peace, you find your power
You find your moral high ground too
I’d like to while away the hours
Talkin’ peace and love with you
But we gotta get going
We got things we gotta do
Bring me your peace bud, baby
Baby, plant it in the ground
Bring me your peace bud, baby
Baby plant it in the ground
Then tend your garden, baby
Peace start gowin’ all around
Then tend your garden, baby
Peace start gowin’ all around
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Outer Space Love
04:42
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Outer Space Love
Playing in a bar
In a Martian town
Martian folks they really
Dig my sound
And them Martian chicks
Always on the make
Buy me drinks whenever
I'm on break
I chat 'em up
But I stay wise
Or the manager will give me
All three eyes
I ain't no William Shatner
I ain't no William Shatner
I ain't no William Shatner
I ain't no Captain Kirk
But it's to hard walk that straight 'n' narrow
'Cause them Martian chicks are hot
Talk about your forbidden fruit
I don't know what they got
But it's calling me, calling me
Outer space love is a-calling me
Calling me, calling me
Outer space love is a-calling me
Yeah it's calling me, calling me
Outer space love is a-calling me
Calling me, calling me
Outer space love is a-calling me
They got a porn channel
At my Martian Hilton
So I seen 'em do it kind of
Sideways tiltin'
But it's only soft porn
They blur out some spots
So I can't tell what's happening
When things get hot
But when it's done
And the fluid flows
This kooky thing comes snaking
Out her nose
I think I really dig it
I think I'd like to try it
But I'll probably have to buy it
'Cause I ain't no Captain Kirk
That's why it's calling me, calling me
Outer space love is a-calling me
Calling me, calling me
Outer space love is a-calling me
Yeah it's calling me, calling me
Outer space love is a-calling me
Calling me, calling me
Outer space love is a-calling me
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Devil's Red Cadillac
02:41
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Devil’s Red Cadillac
By Chuck Martin
I first met the Devil some time ago
I was hitchin’ a ride down in New Mexico
A blood red Caddy pulled up to the side
It had longhorns in front and the Devil inside
He said, “Come on boy take a ride with me
In the Devil’s red Cadillac”
Well, we drove to Lordsburg where they treated him well
And down to Hachitta, where it’s hot as hell
He said, “Boy seems to me that you’re down on your luck
And I sure know a way you can earn a buck
Let’s wager your soul on a game of chance
I’ll bet my blood red Cadillac”
In Alamogordo he dealt the hands
I called for two cards as we was passin’ White Sands
Down in Las Cruses, he knew he was beat
He was sweating blood, but not from the heat
Now he’s walking down the heels of his cowboy boots
And I’m drivin’ that Cadillac
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Wild Hibiscus
03:25
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Ahh………WILD HIBISCUS!
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7. |
You Are Beautiful
03:32
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You Are Beautiful
by Chuck Martin
Jasmine fills the morning air
The soft green colors everywhere
Mother smiling, floating by
She strolls the apple of her eye
Oh You! You are beautiful
You are beautiful
In a blinding snow on Mt. Rainier
Or the Salton Sea when the birds appear
She’s shimmering blue from outer space
She’s everywhere and every place
Oh You! You are beautiful
You are beautiful
Later on a white-sand beach
The mermaids singing each to each
The sky, the sea, pastels in blue
Outline the loveliness of you
Oh You! You are beautiful
You are beautiful
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Zombies In My Car
04:16
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Zombies In My Car
by Chuck Martin
There’s zombies in my car
There’s zombies in my car
They didn’t drive it far
They stopped off at a bar
Strange things are brewin’
The patrons heads their chewin
There’s zombies in my car
There’s zombies in my bed
There’s zombies in my bed
Drive my wife out of her head
Lovin’ like the living dead
Give her such a start
When they leave a body part
There’s zombies in my bed
There’s zombies in my bed
Oh lookout!
I got zombies on a cloudy day
When it’s cold outside, zombies come in to play
Well, I guess you say
What can make me feel this way
Zombies, zombies, talking ‘bout ZOMBIES!
Purple zombies all in my brain
Man those cats can inflict some pain
Acting funny and I sure know why
Saw a zombie kiss another guy!
Ina goda da zombie, baby
Don’t you know that they drugged you?
In a goda da zombie, baby
Don’t you know that you’re always screwed?
There’s zombies in my outer space
There’s zombies in my outer space
A kooky new atomic race
Whisk you off without a trace
Dress you in a robe
Give you the anal probe
There’s zombies in outer space
A kooky new atomic race
There’s zombies in my bed
Love my wife out of her head
There’s zombies in my car
There’s zombies in my car
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Chuck Martin Gainesville, Florida
I'm a recording artist, songwriter, and entertainer from Gainesville, FL. I have made six albums of original music and can provide recorded or live music in nearly every genre, including rock, folk, jazz, show tunes, Americana, county, and rhythm & blues. I tour the southeast either as a solo act or with one of my bands, and I am an old school Entertainer with a capital "E." ... more
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